Marketing HaHa
55 Classified Ads That Went Wrong
Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. |
